Idol is OFFICIALLY a Monster!!! by Number One Son

(This version of the post has been edited to delete some highly political and definitely politically incorrect statements made by my eldest son. who will probably become a politician one day. Evidently, he really hates that we watch Idol...and I need to log off of my blog when I am not at my computer!)


We've all heard of it, most of us know it, a lot of us watch it, few of us live it, and me.........I hate it!

I think its just a dumb boring show, with no plot or storyline, and just overall BAD. If i wanted to watch a lot of people TRY to sing, and do a very mediocre at best job, I'd go to a choir practice.....just kidding, that was a low and mean joke, but only if you actually do go, if not then i mean it 100%. Kidding. But I absolutely just don't like it, I'm pretty sure its a drug. Most people get addicted, but I'm stronger willed than that. It has went from some show where people sing, to a monster even bigger than (politically incorrect statement)......not kidding. The seldom, few times I am actually home, which just so happens to be Tuesdays and Wednesdays, my Mom, my Dad(who sadly has to endure, God bless his soul), and whatever family that decided to drop by, is hopelessly indulged in this beast we call "American" Idol. Not very American, BTW(by the way). I blame poverty, drug addictions, the economy, the death of Trevor the Monkey, letting Nancy Pelosi be third in line to the presidency, and global warming all on Idol, and its half witted judge Paula Abdul. Which btw, if she was a "big thing" in the 80's, I'm glad I wasn't born until September 7, 1990. There's no way you'll ever get me to trade any 90's sensation(Vanilla Ice, Marky Mark, Billy Ray Cyrus, Nirvana, Kriss Kross, etc. etc.) for the mentally ill Paula Abdul. And while I'm on my soapbox about the poor choice of judges, Randy.....who looks like he can be Ruben Studdard's half brother......that new dumb girl that only knows how to say about 85 words in the English language....i just need to know a few things, who is she? What hole did she climb out of? When will people remember her name? Where did she come from? And most importantly why? AND HOW??? But Simon.....that's the only reason anyone would have to watch that show. I love when he pisses everyone off cuz the girl sung like crap and he actually said something true, but America gets mad because "he shouldn't say that, what if her feelings are hurt?" Who cares? Forget political correctness, if the chick cant sing, then someones gotta tell her that she has no right being up there....Simon Cowell '12. But back to the show itself, its not even a singing show anymore, but who can get the most sympathy and who can wear the least clothes without crossing that line. I say we boycott Idol.....yes, i hear the crickets too.

This has been a special post from the real Number One Son(not one as in born first, but place in her heart), aka my (edited) name Brian. Forget Idol, keep bloggin, and goodnight:)

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